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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Yorkie Rapper Sadie Case "The Rapper SC" Bustin' Another One Out

This is Sadie Case, The Rapper SC, and her rap about the plot to Kevin Mounce's No Man's Land Production's new movie "Christmas Crashers." Andi and I were lucky enough to audition and score roles. Check out more about it here. CHRISTMAS CRASHERS RAP YOOOO DOOOOOOOG! Sadie’s back at the mic’ The Rapper SC This is a story Of what not to be. Our tale begins With Skip and Mel Trapped in their own Personal Christmas Hell. She just wanted A holiday alone Which is why ‘ol Skip Shoulda’ ignored the phone. Had a model ex-girlfriend And a dad hiding food A sleazy photographer And a mom half nude. He tried to make it right By finding her a puzzle When all he had to do Was stay home and nuzzle. In the end it worked out When she saw what he’d been through She even got her picture Of just those two. So just as sure as Santa Will soon yell “On Dasher” The lesson is to never Be a Christmas Crasher. Corey and Sadie Case 6/12/18 Credit for the beat: Song produced by "Watkinz Music" SoundCloud - YouTube-S Download Link-


Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Don't Send Your Loved One To Prison Without It!

Are you about to start a lengthy prison sentence? Are you tired of all your contraband being covered in urine droplets and smegma? If you have a vagina (google it if you're not sure), then you will absolutely love MyPursy®, available at upscale Dollar Tree's near you. We spent YEARS in the laboratory trying to get our product just right. And just as we were about to give up on it, we finally got MyPursy® licked.  

That's right, our product holds all of your valuables clean as a whistle.  Not a whistle you would want to put in your mouth necessarily. It even has extra long, barely noticeable straps for easy retrieval.

There are many styles of straps that you can collect. Here's a few.

We even have a glow-in-the-dark strap for nighttime removal.

Have fun trading them with your friends.

Here what our customers are saying.

Our purses even come in a larger size for you hookers out there.

Not only that, but they are even customizable with your own personal photos.

Since our hoo-ha holders are made with the finest grade possum leather, they need treated occasionally with Summer's Eve MyPursy® Cleaner. Just squirt some on your finger and rub MyPursy®.  Make sure to rub it good and long. Before long, you will have it back to that original leather scent. You'll just love the smell of MyPursy®.

And don't forget the accessory you'll wonder how you ever lived without, the MyPursy® cooking bag inserts. Just insert food into the foil bag, insert the foil bag into MyPursy® and then insert it into yourself. In just a matter of minutes, your body heat will cook up the tastiest batch of russet potatoes this side of Cell Block D (reduce cooking time on heavy queef days). Don't forget to share!

COMING SOON! Why should women be the only ones smuggling in contraband effortlessly? For you men out there, we are about to release the Buttholster®. It can hold everything from your toothbrush to $6.75 in quarters in a somewhat airtight container.