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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Yorkie Rapper Sadie Case "The Rapper SC" Bustin' Another One Out




This is Sadie Case, The Rapper SC, and her rap about the plot to Kevin Mounce's No Man's Land Production's new movie "Christmas Crashers." Andi and I were lucky enough to audition and score roles. Check out more about it here. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8286078/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 CHRISTMAS CRASHERS RAP YOOOO DOOOOOOOG! Sadie’s back at the mic’ The Rapper SC This is a story Of what not to be. Our tale begins With Skip and Mel Trapped in their own Personal Christmas Hell. She just wanted A holiday alone Which is why ‘ol Skip Shoulda’ ignored the phone. Had a model ex-girlfriend And a dad hiding food A sleazy photographer And a mom half nude. He tried to make it right By finding her a puzzle When all he had to do Was stay home and nuzzle. In the end it worked out When she saw what he’d been through She even got her picture Of just those two. So just as sure as Santa Will soon yell “On Dasher” The lesson is to never Be a Christmas Crasher. Corey and Sadie Case 6/12/18 Credit for the beat: Song produced by "Watkinz Music" SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/watkinzmusic YouTube-Shttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCas8... Download Link-http://www.mediafire.com/file/ezhgpnn...

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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Don't Send Your Loved One To Prison Without It!

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Here what our customers are saying.


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