My sister and I work in the same office. For years now, I have walked by my mailbox every day and there is NEVER anything in there. In fact, I truly think that the only things I have ever had in there were the updated inter-office phone lists. That is except for what I am about to tell you about. One day a few years ago, the secretary told my sister that she always felt sorry for me because she thought I looked so disappointed every day when there was nothing in there. My sister took this as an opportunity to kick a guy when he's down, then spit in his eye, and rub salt in his wound. Let's see, did I forget any cliches. Nope, got 'em all. I came in after my sister/secretary exchange to a note in my mailbox. I was walking on sunshine (damn, more cliches). I don't think my feet touched the floor all the way to my desk. I opened my note only to find a flurry of insults. This led to years of back and forth insults that still go on to this day (even though she takes 6 months to come up with one now. I blame intelligence problems). Here are an actual exchange of insults between us. I will periodically show you some of our insult letters.