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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Not For the Weak Stomached, It's . . . .

"They were only stuck 3 hours.  Not really sure why they started eating right away since they had just left Panda Express.  And why did that guy just happen to have barbecue sauce?"
-Roger Ebert, Chicago Tribune

"They were in a glass elevator for Christ's sake.  They could see the repairmen working on it."
-Gene Shalit, Today Show

"I go to my Scoliosis doctor tomorrow."
-Andy Rooney, 60 Minutes

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