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Friday, February 24, 2012

And New From Swanson's. . .

Tired of the same old, same old?  Swanson's has come up with a solution.  Try our new. . .

I mean, sure, our other broths are delicious.  Nothing tastes better when you are riding out a snotty nose than our chicken broth.  It's "cluckin" good.

And who could deny the delicious flavor of cow pieces and parts swept into a bin at our slaughterhouse and run through a Jack Lalanne juicer that are found in our beef broth.

But sometimes, you just want something different.  So just like these little guys did when we macheted them in the rain forest, your taste buds will be screaming for our new Swanson's Sloth Broth®.  That's right, this broth is made from 100% pure sloth.  Okay, you got us.  It has just the tiniest bit of dung beetle but you can't even really taste it.  Trust us.

They say "you are what you eat" but don't believe those tired old cliches.  If that were true, these sloths would look like bugs, leaves, and occasional human porta-potty feces.  Swanson's® is not responsible for human feces stomach contents found in broth.  You can sit back and smile knowing that you are feeding your little heathen healthily as he asks for more snout and hair.  After all, the sloth's internal symbiotic bacteria mostly boils out when cooking so you know it's good for you.

So don't be surprised when you overhear junior bragging to his friends "My mom makes the best sloth on the block."  And coming soon from Swanson's®, it's new Swanson's Carp Broth®.

Swanson's Carp Broth®
"You can barely taste the decaying seaweed and sticks, so that means it's good."

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