Aren't television and movie principals the best? And the bigger dicks they are, the more we love them. Let's just recap some of my personal favorites.
Who could forget Principal Strickland from Back to the Future and Michael J. Fox saying, "Didn't that guy ever have hair."
That was soon followed by Principal Rooney from Ferris Bueller. The only thing that makes a dick principal better is when he is a buffoon as well. I love when he gets on the school bus and the little girl offers him some gummy bears that are still warm because they have been in her pocket.
Principal Skinner deserves a raise, a personal masseuse, early retirement and the Nobel Peace Prize for putting up with Bart Simpson's shit for all of these years on The Simpsons.
How the Hell did a normal, nice principal get in here? Get the Hell off my list normal, nice Principal Feeny from Boy Meets World.
Okay, I will allow this fairly nice principal just because he is part of one of the GREATEST shows ever- Saved By The Bell. Not sure why he got so attached to Zack Morris because in my school, the principals hated all of the asshole trouble makers. Viva la Belding!
Remember Billy Madison's Principal Anderson that was secretly the wrestler that crushed to death the other wrestler by sitting on him? We need more principals like this. Kids might not act up so badly if there was the threat of a 400 pound man sitting on your face.
Do they come any more uptight than Principal Mullins from School of Rock? Jack Black is soon able to set her on the proper course of student neglect and irresponsibility.
AND NOW FOR THE KING! Principal Vernon was the greatest principal in the history of asshole movie or t.v. principals. "You mess with the bull son, you're gonna get the horns." Remember the best scene from the whole movie?
The Nickelodeon show "Victorious" did a fairly humorous spoof of the movie for a whole episode (if you follow my blog, you know I am addicted to kids shows so wipe that wtf look off your face). This seemed ironic to me because these kids acting in it weren't even born when the movie occurred. They still did a good job and I enjoyed it. You can see the whole episode on youtube. Here is just a promo.
The whole episode is here. PART 1
You HAVE to watch this next spoof of the library scene. It is the best parody of it and absolutely a riot from a hysterical movie "Not Another Teen Movie". The best part is, they actually got Principal Vernon to come back and do the scene.
It doesn't get any better than this. None of these guy or gal principals would have allowed this blunder. This picture is real and the article says it was like this for almost 2 years. All I have to say about that is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't believe me? Here is the article. They need more shcooling.